The
Doorway
Alright.
You came here for some reason,
now what do you want?
Wait wait wait. I don't want to know.
I really don't care.
You're here.
That means you're mine.
Feel free to wander about my home...
But don't get lost...
You might not like what you find.
(Or, more to the point, what you may find
might not like you.)
BEDROOM
: includes personal
junk, pictures, friends' junk, and whatever else I find under my bed.
HALLWAY
: a picture gallery of all the things
at which I like to look. (WARNING: lots
of pictures here, and
chances are, it'll take a while to load.)
DEN
: where I store all my hobbies - comics,
talkers, chainmail, etc.
LIVING
ROOM : my entertainment area -
TV, music, movies, games, etc.
OFFICE
: places you can find some good software
for just about anything you need.
WINDOW
: all the great sites I've never seen
and all the interesting people I've never known.
SHELVES
: some of the cool things I found while
I was wandering around, bored out of my mind.
CLOSET
: all the miscellaneous I come across
goes into storage.
GARBAGE
CAN : hate-mail! whatever you send
me - it sure as hell beats a guest book.